It is evident that customers fall in readily with the consternation and disbelief of a lot of experienced chefs and members of hospitality. Let’s use Google Translate here to clear away any sort of ambiguity - at the table, most diners easily discard Michelin as an almost complete irrelevance.
I am always going to be cautious, veering towards suspicious, about anyone who tells me it is not worth my while travelling 200 miles (only two stars are worth a detour!) to relish the efforts of David Everitt-Matthias or Marcus Wareing and their teams.
My huge much less subjective reservation about Michelin’s credentials were cemented by last year’s ceremony. New International Director of the Michelin Guide, Gwendal Poullenec, announced the ‘ambassador’ they had asked to welcome the newly-starred chefs. Cue Gordon Ramsay. Oh dear.
Later that month Cara Houchen, editor of The Staff Canteen, made the strange decision to describe Ramsay’s responsibility for bringing the industry into disrepute as “… a small part of who he is”. Made even more strange by immediately sharing with us that his abusive example was experienced by 275 million TV viewers every summer. Sheesh.
Michelin appear happy to join in with such defence of the indefensible. Anyone promoting a vicious threat to the image and attractive nature of the professional kitchen environment has my contempt.
I can’t see the perceived prestige Michelin have created being replaced very soon. There is much to create conflict over the way they go about their business but, however flawed, they do provide excitement and interest in a world which has my awed appreciation. Maybe Michelin do more good than damage. They certainly remain far from my thoughts when dining out. I am much more interested in letting chefs and their teams directly communicate what they are about rather than a second-hand ‘visit’ through Michelin.
Time to post this. There’s a certain live feed already started in the UK and I need to leave you. Oh, yes, in spite of anything said here I’m signing off to watch proceedings from Fulham. New stars are being announced (hopefully that link will become available again if you miss it first time around)*
For various reasons stated here - and as a keen home cook, anxious to achieve the right balance - I will of course be taking the whole thing with a generous amount of a well-known seasoning.
*Edit - "My heart goes out to all the people sitting in the audience at the Hurlingham Club for the car crash of a Michelin UK 'Revelation'. You must be seeing your life flash before your eyes. In slow motion", Jay Rayner.
You have been warned.