I really have little idea why Theresa May chose to steal my thunder by making her snap election announcement just before this release of Cooker #23. I suppose it must be put down to deliberate spite or her insane jealousy of my extra five years on this planet, which gives me an unassailable lead over her in the fashion stakes.
I leave you to join me in making other malicious inferences until we are corrected by an apology from Downing Street.
While you and I wait for that let's skip back to something more reliable... this here April Cooker.
A father and son Dury duo was bound to appear eventually. Here it is among some not very oft-listened to musicians. Don't put Courteeners in that category. They are here at the request of a former pupil. Thank you for your good taste in music, Kerri... I'm sure I would have discovered them in time.
A demanding track winds up proceedings. How do we enjoy the loveliest of love songs when we know the pain of the person who wrote it?
I'll drag myself back to less complicated things by sending a reminder to our PM to hasten that apology.
Thank you once again for your ears. And do please remember... look both ways before you listen.